Are You Alice? Chapter.25 translation

[kyaaa]

001
[Chaos fills the castle...]
(SFX: kyaaaaaaaaaaa)
WOMAN: Your Majesty
WOMAN: Your Majesty!
WOMAN: Please run!
WOMAN: Your Ma--
DORMOUSE: Oi oi...
DORMOUSE: If you kick up that much of a fuss, even the mice in the attic will be scared too stiff to run away.

002
Welcome! To the mad tea party.

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Chapter.25 Let's MAD TEA PARTY

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(SFX: click.)
DORMOUSE: ...There, huh
(SFX: step)
(SFX: step)
(SFX: step)
DORMOUSE: --

005
DORMOUSE: !
DORMOUSE: --!
(SFX: kchak!)
DORMOUSE: ...You're

006
DORMOUSE: ...Hmph
DORMOUSE: You're in big trouble too, huh.
DORMOUSE: Sorry...
DORMOUSE: I have a "purpose" too.
DORMOUSE: Let me go.
(SFX: bam)
DORMOUSE: Tch.

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(SFX: bang!)
(SFX: drift)
DORMOUSE: Guh--
DORMOUSE: Gaha!
(SFX: kchak)

008
(SFX: slump)
DORMOUSE: Sorry
DORMOUSE: Just being prudent...

009
(SFX: clatter)
DORMOUSE: Thanks.
DORMOUSE: Thanks to that, I properly
DORMOUSE: --Opened my eyes
(SFX: creak)

010
QUEEN: It's rare for you to show yourself this early in the morning.
QUEEN: I thought dormice were meant to be nocturnal?

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DORMOUSE: Eeh.
DORMOUSE: Today, without fail--I want to introduce Her Majesty the Queen to someone who ought to be exterminated.
DORMOUSE: I heard your excellent hitman has left his post to deal with another matter.
QUEEN: I see?
QUEEN: So, then, are you saying you've come to kill them personally?
QUEEN: ...Hmph.
DORMOUSE: That okay?
(SFX: step step)
(SFX: step)
QUEEN: Well then, shall the mouse tell me the name of the pitiful person who will be exterminated?

012
DORMOUSE: The Queen of Hearts.
DORMOUSE: The pitiful person is you.
(SFX: plunk.)

013
ALICE?: ...How leisurely.
CHESHIRE: How leisurelyyy...
DODO: I'll KILL YOU in the CAUCUS RACE.
ALICE?: That informant... Why would he lie?
ALICE?: He seemed to really get along with Hatter.
ALICE?: Despite that guy's personality.
(ALICE?: And he has the worst compatability with me.)
(SFX: peel)

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ALICE?: There's definitely nobody that could understand that guy as a friend
ALICE?: is what I thought, but
(SFX: plunk)
DORMOUSE: That reminds me, that March Hare is still wearing that strange hat you gave him, isn't he?
DORMOUSE: Just how many years is he planning on using it?
HATTER: What do you mean strange, it's satisfactory quality.
HATTER: And I didn't give it to him, I sold it.
HATTER: Because I'm a "hatter".
DORMOUSE: Heeh, you sold it?
DORMOUSE: For how much?
HATTER: --For free.

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DORMOUSE: Sounds nice, make one for me too.
DORMOUSE: Something cool for a disguise.
HATTER: Sorry, it's time to close up shop.
DORMOUSE: Heh, you hear that, Alice?
DORMOUSE: He's really a useless man to have as a friend.
ALICE?: ...Friend?
(SFX: fzzt.)
HATTER: Idiot.

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HATTER: Would you really be happy wearing a hat I picked out?
(SFX: clang)
HATTER: It would be better if I gave you a gun to protect yourself or a teapot to hide in.
HATTER: Even I have some pride as a hatter.
(ALICE?: Pride...?)
DORMOUSE: ...I know.
ALICE?: Somehow, when he was together with Dormouse, Hatter...
ALICE?: It seemed like his time was moving.

017
CHESHIRE: What's this, jealousy?
ALICE?: You're
ALICE?: wroooong!!
CHESHIRE: You lie to people you get along with, don't you?
CHESHIRE: No
CHESHIRE: Should I say there are times when you have to lie all the more if you get along?
ALICE?: Heeh...
ALICE?: Have you told them before? Those kinds of lies.
CHESHIRE: Regretfully, I don't get along well enough with anyone to have to lie.

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ALICE?: ...Me neither.
DODO: I'll KILL YOU in the CAUCUS RACE.
ALICE?: ...I wonder if
(SFX: clench)
ALICE?: I wanted to kill
ALICE?: him
ALICE?: If he had been one of the White Rabbit's friends, would I have, really, killed him?

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ALICE?: The Alice this country needs is a person who can do that. A person who can kill the White Rabbit.
ALICE?: If I couldn't do that, the Queen of Hearts
ALICE?: --and Hatter
ALICE?: definitely wouldn't care about me anymore.
HATTER: It's my job to protect Alice from "enemies".
ALICE?: Answer me!! Who is your enemy!?
ALICE?: Wasn't he... your ally...
ALICE?: Wasn't he your "friend"!?

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HATTER: I'm glad I was caught.
HATTER: I was still a weak-hearted person myself.
ALICE?: What's an enemy. What's an ally.
ALICE?: That stuff doesn't matter either way.
ALICE?: I just need to
ALICE?: Alice
(SFX: drip)
DODO: GONNA GET KILLED.

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ALICE?: --Eh?
DODO: GONNA GET KILLED
DODO: in the CAUCUS RACE.
DODO: My FRIEND.
DODO: GONNA
DODO: GET KILLED

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ALICE?: Friend?
(SFX: drip drip)
ALICE?: What are you say...
DODO: Save THEM. Save THEM. SomeONE. Save THEM.
(SFX: ripple ripple.)
DODO: Alice
DODO: Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice.

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DODO: PleaSE.
DODO: My FRIEND.
DODO: Save--

024
(SFX: kerplunk)
(SFX: drip drip)
CHESHIRE: He really isn't tasty after all.
(CHESHIRE: It doesn't suit a gourmet kitty.)

025
CHESHIRE: --Well then.
CHESHIRE: That nuisance is out of the way now too.
CHESHIRE: Isn't it about time we got started? Alice.
What's an enemy.

026
What's an ally.
Who is--
ALICE?: You
ALICE?: too...
ALICE?: Are you
ALICE?: my "enemy"...?

027
--Alice.
(SFX: giggle)
CATERPILLAR: Yawning onii-san is the birdie's "friend"?
[A tangled story...]