kyaaa: March Hare, Are You Alice? (buubuu)
some loser ([personal profile] kyaaa) wrote2012-03-04 09:27 pm

Are You Alice? Chapter.21 translation

001
[A customer with something nice ♪] *
(SFX: ringaling)
CATERPILLAR: Heeeellloooooo~
CATERPILLAR: Yawning oniiii-saaaaaan
CATERPILLAR: The #1 in the caterpillar world has come to be your geisha~
DORMOUSE: Ohhh, what's this? It's pretty late, ain't it?
DORMOUSE: Geisha or not, the place's running out of booze by now, you know?
DORMOUSE: --Hey
DORMOUSE: What happened to Hatter?

002
DORMOUSE: ...Nice work.

003
Chapter.21 I hate to admit it but

004
(SFX: clunk)
DORMOUSE: He's saying to do it yourself.
DORMOUSE: ...He'll abide by the law, but tea at a bar is still extreme heresy~
CATERPILLAR: A lot's happened to him, so sympathize a little.
DORMOUSE: Completely at a loss about what to do with the current Alice, eh?
DORMOUSE: Well, maybe you don't need to worry so much about this one.
DORMOUSE: I only talked to him a bit, but
DORMOUSE: He did seem the type to die off quick, nothing to be done about it.

005
DORMOUSE: The trick to living a long life is not sticking your neck out too much.
DORMOUSE: If you get wrapped up in the story and swept up in the plot
DORMOUSE: That in itself is enough to let you glorify a boring life.
(SFX: slosh slosh...)
DORMOUSE: --Though at any rate
DORMOUSE: It's nothing to do with me.
DORMOUSE: Well then
DORMOUSE: There's still a long ways to go ahead of you. Gonna relax waiting for the next Alice to pay a visit?
(DORMOUSE: Hey, at least gimme a toast, Hatter.)
HATTER: --No.
DORMOUSE: ?

006
HATTER: The 89th Alice still isn't over.
DORMOUSE: Isn't over?
CATERPILLAR: Alice went a little missing in the Wimpy Book~
CATERPILLAR: So we came here to meet up with him.
(CATERPILLAR: Though Hatter onii-san just decided on his own to meet up.)
DORMOUSE: Hah...
(SFX: click click)
DORMOUSE: I'm surprised there's someone who could get lost in the Wimpy Book...
DORMOUSE: Isn't it basically a straight shot through there?
DORMOUSE: If you take actions Alice wouldn't then you'll find what you're looking for.

007
DORMOUSE: He "wants to be Alice" that much, huh?
(SFX: click click)
DORMOUSE: ...I see
DORMOUSE: Huhhh
DORMOUSE: --Have you recognized him?
DORMOUSE: This Alice.
(SFX: click.)
HATTER: ...

008
CATERPILLAR: ?
(SFX: clack clack.)
HATTER: !
HATTER: Oi!
HATTER: Don't mess with my tea--
(SFX: tmp)
HATTER: ?

009
HATTER: This is...
(SFX: clink.)
DORMOUSE: --Aah, this tastes awful.
DORMOUSE: It's the worst booze.
DORMOUSE: I guess the 89th Alice is walking a different path from all the others.

010
DORMOUSE: Is that what you guys are looking for?
(SFX: zzz...)

011
CATERPILLAR: !
CATERPILLAR: Alice--!!!!?
HATTER: Dormouse...
HATTER: Why didn't you mention this sooner?
DORMOUSE: Sorry.
DORMOUSE: I believe in discretion.

012
DORMOUSE: I didn't think a man who entered the place by breaking through the roof could possibly be Alice.
(SFX: crumble...)
[Invoice]
HATTER: ...He's the worst.
ALICE?: Uhehe...
ALICE?: Now that I am Queen, all the women's breasts in the country belong to me...

013
CATERPILLAR: Iyan.
CATERPILLAR: Oh Alice, you don't have a scrap of Aliceness in you ☆
HATTER: ...He's the worst.
DORMOUSE: Shouldn't you give it up after all?
(SFX: Zzzz--!)
(SFX: ringaling ♪)
CATERPILLAR: Well then, with this, the Wimpy Book has a happy ending.
CATERPILLAR: I'd better get going soon.
CATERPILLAR: Hat onii-san, say hi to Alice for me ♪
(CATERPILLAR: If he's yearning for my chest, he can come over anytime.)
HATTER: Hurry up and go home.
CATERPILLAR: Iyan, so cold-hearted!

014
(DORMOUSE: Fwaah...)
CATERPILLAR: --Hey
CATERPILLAR: Now that I think of it, I had something to ask you.
CATERPILLAR: Yawning onii-san and hat onii-san actually reaaally get along well, right?
CATERPILLAR: Why are you always running around each time?
DORMOUSE: We're not friends.
DORMOUSE: 'Cuz I'm running around.
CATERPILLAR: Don't lie~
CATERPILLAR: When Alice isn't around, you don't run away, do you?
CATERPILLAR: Besides, yawning onii-san
CATERPILLAR: Each time, you only ever use the easiest of the hundred feet.

015
DORMOUSE: --Certainly
DORMOUSE: The Wimpy Book and Crybaby Book are both choices for unabashed losers.
DORMOUSE: I've already said so before, but if you don't pick the exact opposite
DORMOUSE: from a greatly curious Alice in Wonderland searching for a happy ending, you won't get the right answer.
DORMOUSE: I decided that Alice only gets information if he makes as much of a sacrifice of bringing along someone like him** who "annoys Alice" more than anyone else.
CATERPILLAR: Annoys
CATERPILLAR: Alice...
CATERPILLAR: He really was annoying.
(CATERPILLAR: Yeah.)

016
CATERPILLAR: Ah, but but
CATERPILLAR: Next time, check a more brutal book out, okay?
CATERPILLAR: Yawning onii-san is a regular customer, so I'll give you a big bloody service.
DORMOUSE: Sure.
DORMOUSE: --If there is
DORMOUSE: a next time
CATERPILLAR: ?
[To the sleeping Alice, the Mad Hatter--?]


* The "something nice" is explicitly given the kanji of "nice breasts." JUST IN CASE THAT WAS TOO COY FOR YOU.
** Mad Hatter